TALES FROM THE TRAIL (AND SOMETIMES THE ROAD TOO)

Stuff Trail Runners Say

I know this has been done before.  I merely find it hilariously funny.  So I thought I’d come up with my own list of “Shit Trail Runners Say.”  At least one of these I’ve seen on another video, I used it too in my list because it’s so true.  The rest you may find true for you too, some of them may seem bizarre & just unique to me and my group of running friends.  
  • I gotta pee, I’ll catch up.
  • My left nostril is numb.
  • Don’t wait for me.
  • BIKE!!
  • I gotta rock in my shoe, I’ll catch up.
  • Group photo time!
  • We just ran that trail?
  • Can you zip me up?
  • This is the last hill . . . 
  • No, it’s just around the corner.  Now this is the last hill.  
  • Wait . . . I think that hill way over there and we head down.
  • BIKE!!
  • Nah, that’s a bobcat.  A cougar is much bigger.
  • I’m out of water.
  • I need to stash some water, I’ll catch up.
  • Wait.  Where are we?
  • Think this water’s safe to drink?
  • BIKE!!
  • I can’t feel my hands.
  • Take a picture of me for my blog.
  • Does this hill ever end?
  • Ouch!
  • Look at that view!
  • I think this is the way.
  • BIKE!!!
  • How many miles does your garmin say?

PLEASE SEND ME YOURS SO THAT I CAN ADD IT TO THE LIST : )

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